Now, I realize that I have students that read this blog, so I guess I should come out with this: I commonly have IBUPROFEN for dinner...or dessert, depending on how badly I need it. I know it is bad for my inerds, but let me tell you this much. Kickboxing + Me = Ibuprofen.
On another note:
Tonight I licked about 30 envelopes for a fundraiser I am participating in. Do you think it is possible that...
A. I won't wake up in the morning due to the toxins I have ingested.
B. All food consumed within the next 72 hours will have an added chemical taste.
C. I will have gained a mysterious 7 lbs by my 6am weigh in tomorrow and I will be forced to wear stretchy pants to work, or do the rubber band trick (If you don't know this trick, please contact me...it will save your life on those not-so-svelte days).
D. I will have strange patches of hair growth on my face. I am not sure what the connection is to this and the envelope licking, but I do know that this would be horribly bad, similar to the taste of the envelopes I chose.
B. All food consumed within the next 72 hours will have an added chemical taste.
C. I will have gained a mysterious 7 lbs by my 6am weigh in tomorrow and I will be forced to wear stretchy pants to work, or do the rubber band trick (If you don't know this trick, please contact me...it will save your life on those not-so-svelte days).
D. I will have strange patches of hair growth on my face. I am not sure what the connection is to this and the envelope licking, but I do know that this would be horribly bad, similar to the taste of the envelopes I chose.
If I never post again, you will know that A was the correct answer, or, that I had another anti-blogger moment...I will also note, if D is the correct answer, no further pictures will be posted. Fingers crossed!!
2 comments:
You totally rock - I would have never known you were in pain -
Well, this is why they pay me the "big bucks" for my skillzzzz. That or..
A. I take liquid adrenaline.
B. I am desperately trying to out-twirl Gaby.
C. I am actually a robot.
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